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That's right, you get your own page now. This had better be an accurate section about you, considering all of the invasive and highly immoral research into your personal life which I had to do.

I was unable to find any recent photos of you, but after careful observations (from the bushes) I came up with this composite sketch. I guarantee that this photo looks exactly like you - maybe in the past, or future, or a past or future lifetime, or someone else's past or future lifetime, or like a crappy drawing that someone else in the past, present or future could have made. You have my promise.*

*This is not a promise.

Just like the ancient Mesopotamians around 3100 BC, you dwell on top of solid land, made mostly of rocks and dirt, located less than a dozen miles below the ozone layer. If one were to define an arbitrary position on the map 200 miles to the South-East of your current location, than it could be said that you live 200 miles North-West of that location.

You have access to both the internet and electricity. You enjoy various hobbies and/or sports and/or specific events that take place within both time and space in our dimension. Just like Stalin, Hitler, and every single crazed murdering dictator throughout history, you are composed almost entirely of water and carbon. You can't deny this. Your local police have been notified.

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