Between the hours of midnight and 1am on a Thursday morning in which you expect it to rain, stare into the full moon (it must be full) for no less than 12 seconds. Now sacrifice a roll of duct-tape to either Poseidon, Zeus, or V (from "V for Vendetta"). I should receive your message within three to four thousand years, although I will not read it, because if you use this method, you're clearly quite insane.
Just.. you know.. use email.

Helmi Bastami

Note: If you copy-and-paste this address, it will come out backwards (to confuse robots).
I'm not kidding this time.. although that did sound odd.