It's amazing the ideas you think are funny at 4am. Instead of this being a little weekend project, I ended up working on it during my first weeks of College.

[Left and Right arrows] Walk around.

[Up arrow] Leap skyward (umm.. jump)

[Down arrow] Duck. (Can't be hurt / seen)
(Duck to pick up hair gel, IE health.)

[Spacebar] Headbutt with your giant head.

[Right Click] Options / skip levels

- You can crouch and headbutt while in mid air.

- Don't crouch or headbutt while over a gap, or you'll just fall straight down.