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Q: What's the music from [a game or movie]?
A: It's probably listed in the credits, and on the Music Sources page.
Q: Can I put [a game or movie] on my site?
A: Yes; just credit Flyborg.net as the source.
Q: Want some ideas for games/movies?
A: The reason I make Flash stuff myself instead of working for some company is so that I can bring my own ideas to life. And since I have more ideas than I can even create, I therefore must respectfully decline all offers for ideas/plots/etc.
Q: Link exchange?
A: That kind of defeats the purpose of suggesting quality sites to someone.. so no. I link to sites I like, and if you like my site, feel free to link to it.
Q: Tell me how to make Flash stuff!
A: Since people keep asking this, although it's not really possible to answer in an email, and for the life of me I can't find a half decent guide on Google, here's my own guide.

Q: So ..about the angry bunnies..
A: They are "inspired" by my own angry bunny, who I affectionately refer to as "rodent".
Q: Do you dislike America?
A: Simply put; no. That would be stupid. If you define "America" as the ideals of freedom of expression, freedom of the press, equality, and human rights, than I would have to say I love America. If you mean the land mass or the flag, than I am indifferent, as every country in the world has a land mass and a flag.

The only thing which I actively express my dislike of are lies and deception, which can be perpetrated by someone of any nation, race, religion, eye colour, hair density, ability to juggle cats... whatever. They will tell you to surrender your ideals to protect your flag, which might sound completely shoes-on-hands retarded when put so bluntly, but it's really quite convincing.. just ask a terrorist or war criminal why their clearly horrible actions are justified. They've been convinced by the same type of logic.
Q: liek wher dos yur ideas cum from r u on teh crack lolz?
A: No; drugs are bad, mmkay.
Q: butt were dose ur ideas cum fromm???!?
A: I have a magic hat. Turning it over reveals a doorway to the land of the walking shadows. I open the portal with human sacrifices, and journey there every winter to consult with a giant mexican squirrel named Steve. He tells me that the question of where ideas come from is really not possible to answer.
Q: Do u want lief insurance frum sum guy on teh internet? How bout biggr-3rectus? im also teh president of Nigeria and want to giv u monee 4 no reazon. u want??
A: Yes, of course. I get asked these things all the time, and I always respond with my credit card number, home address, and my one secret weakness.
Q: Where are you?
A: The small tropical island of Canada, located just below the US.*

(*This is only if you hold your globe upside down, and have a unique definition of "small", "tropical", and "island".)
Q: What exactly is the goal of this site?
A: Well, I'll tell you what it's not. It's certainly not world domination. That's just a rumor, which I started with the previous sentence.